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Now, back
by popular demand, the dubious honours for Semester Two!
THE
MOST CONSPICUOUS
Whether
in class or at play, Brian makes his presence known without
fail and this is why he has outclassed all other competition
to comfortably secure this award. This self-styled prophet
of quantum physics and camera-friendly mollusc is ever ready
to voice his unique opinion - whether we care to hear it or
not.
THE
MOST UNAFFECTED
Award-winner
Ben has been happy to let the world revolve around him this
year - and indeed if he were any more relaxed he would be
practically horizontal. Come on Ben, you can do better. I
hope you adopt a more serious attitude in 2004, your O-Level
year.
THE
MOST OUTRAGEOUS
You would
think that such an award would be automatically bestowed on
Gayle, but this time two other candidates have surfaced late
in the game at the Level Camp. Firstly, there is Kenric who
paraded around in a skin tight T. and hot pants ensemble that
so shocked and horrified Miss Chia and secondly, Walter who
got in touch with his feminine side at the campfire. A touch
decision, but the top honour goes to Walter for being "such
a drag".
THE
MOST BLUR
Yi Han
pretty much owns this award for life. This year she not only
missed the boat, but the wharf, the harbour and anything even
vaguely nautical. I think she was perpetually somewhere inland
- standing inert in the middle of an ever-expanding desert
would be my guess.
THE
BEST IDOL CHASER
While
Winnie and Amanda are leading cadidates because of their adoration
of increasingly androgenous Taiwanese boybands :-), Neo-phile
Min Li secures the award for her consistent devotion to "The
One". Not only would she take the red pill, she would
swallow Morpheus' entire supply in one go to hasten the process
of meeting her idol.
THE
BEST BOYBAND
This award
goes to the singing trio of Arvin, Wei Sheng and Zi Cheng
for their (inappropriate) impromptu performances that have
at times bordered on the disturbing.
THE
BEST IMPERSONATION OF A TOMATO
This award
without question goes to Sarah who developed a habit of blushing
a bright crimson in Lit where she was exposed to the full
might of Gayle Uncensored - enough said really.
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