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And now for
the less prestigious honours!
THE MOST
ANONYMOUS
While
many will recall Lap Him returning from Tioman sans
hammock, many may be unaware that has also consistently submitted
work sans name. Actually, all but a few pieces of unnamed
work has been from him! Please remember to write your name
on work you submit in Semester Two!
THE MOST
MAGNIFICENT PUKER
While Jia Hao's
impersonation of an exercise machine (in, out, in, out) makes
him a good candidate for this award, the top honour must go to Sarah
who must have lost a week's worth of food on the trip - and then
some.
THE MOST
BLATANT
This award without
question must go to Gayle, who, despite her self-proclaimed "sweet
nature", has continued to point out sexual references and make
use of sexual innuendo with all the subtlety of a brick to the head.
THE MOST
ACCIDENT PRONE
This award goes
to Yi Han, who somehow managed to injure her toe walking into a
large wooden object directly in front of her. Go figure.
THE BEST
CATCH PHRASE
This honour
goes to Shaun for his "I want to go home" catch phrase
which has become deeply embedded in the class culture of 3M &
N.
THE MOST
ELUSIVE
This dubious
award goes to Joshua. Like the elusive Big Foot, Joshua's presence
in class has only been proven by a few unconfirmed sightings and
inconclusive evidence of his passing - at least, as far as his written
work is concerned! Come on Joshua, you can do better than this!
And please do something about your file, it's more emaciated than
Mick Jagger!
THE BEST
IMPERSONATION OF AN INANIMATE OBJECT
This award goes
to Michelle as I don't know how many times I have caught her immovable
and draped unceremoniously over a desk of late. Please take care
of yourself! I need you fully alert as you are a valuable voice
in class discussions!
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